After spending the last 13 days on a cruise ship, I’m glad to be back on solid land. After all those days going on shore excursions, you get a little stir crazy being on the boat
- If you’re going to eat like a beast, you better workout and go on tons of shore excursions else you’re going to get fat like a heifer
- 4 hours in Ephesus is enough time to get some history and cook an egg on the marble floor
- Wear sunscreen if you’re going up the Parthenon in July. Disgustingly hot isn’t even the right description.
- Santorini is gorgeous and it is IMPOSSIBLE to take a bad picture there
- When you’re in Santorini on a cruise ship day, leave Fira immediately and go to Oia
- Only in Mykonos, can you herald the appearance of a ridiculously large pelican as a great thing. Pelos, the famous Mykonos pelican is a BOSS. He walks around like he owns the entire island and poses for pictures while on a leisurely stroll through the port.
- Horrible signs with misspelling are exactly that … they’re not cute
- Breasts or the appearance of them will make you look at any sign, although I really couldn’t figure out the logo to be honest
- Maltese houses are kinda ugly with all that limestone.
- If you can’t sit on a donkey, then what exactly are you supposed to do at the donkey station in Santorini?
- I think even the birds are gay in Mykonos
- The lispy Spanish in Barcelona is kinda annoying … at first it’s cute, but then hearing all the lisping just gets old quickly
- If you’re going to Delos … spending 10 Euros and finding the guide who wrote the book on the island. We found him and it made all the difference in the Delos experience